Couples Therapy (Feat Ali Fisch)

Verse 1

Woman

I know you didn’t cheat on me

But I know you cheated at monopoly

Where did you get those pink fifties?

You did not pass go, we need theropy

Man

I’m with her for her looks

But not the ones she gave me

When we’re playing, we’re playing Pictionary

I don’t know what that is, girl I have no clue

Don’t scowl at me, draw something new.

Chorus

You battleship, well it sunk our relationship

Can we just get this over with, so we can finish our game of risk

There’s just some games couples cannot play

If they want to continue to get laid

And not pay for hotel stays

On Boardwalk or Park Place

Verse 2

Woman

Here come the water works, we’re loosing electricity

Don’t question me, It’s in the dictionary

Scrabble is a killer, it makes old wounds sore,

We grow more a part every triple word score.

Man

You’re “pursuit” of resolution is oh so “trivial”

Cause all I need is wet warm cylindrical

I don’t need all this talking and sharing

(Woman) How can you say that did you just stop caring?

Bridge

Im sorry

I beat you constantly

But not the kind that brings “Trouble” from the police

You know this its just standard “Operation”

As long as I win I’m okay with masturbation

I’d hit you with a candlestick

If I thought I could get away with it.

Cause you don’t have a clue

That I’ve been cheating on you

You know that it’s true

With one of your friends, lets play guess who

Does he wear a funny hat?

Yes

Does he have a mustache?

Yes

Are his eyes dark blue?

Yes

You're sleeping with frank arn’t you?

Yes

Chorus x4

(Under the 3^rd and 4^th Chorus)

There’s just some

games we play

and pay

for everyday

Girlfriend is a Stripper (Feat Tommy Quinn)

Words by Luke Gonnella and Tommy Quinn

Verse1

Luke:  Well surely you can’t be serious

Tommy: I am and don’t call my Sherly, I just slipped a dollar bill into her G-String

Together: I’m not sure why I’m telling you these things

Luke: Well, oh no, oh no, I can’t take it no more

Tommy: Never seen a lawyer paid in dollar bills before

Luke: She told me on the side she ran vending machines

Tommy: She was making all her money by being obscene

Pre-Chorus

A word of caution to fellas in the house

Don’t date strippers

Cause they’ll rip your heart out

Be sure what she does, what she does from 9 to 5

Chorus

Luke: My girlfriend is a stripper

Tommy: You see what she does on that pole, now just imagine what she does at home

Luke: My girlfriend is a stripper

Tommy: You see what she does on that pole, now just imagine what she does with everybody on the dance floor

Luke: My girlfriend is a stripper

Tommy: You see what she does on that pole, now imagine what she did with your bro’s that weekend

Luke: My girlfriend is a stripper

Tommy: You see what she does on that pole,  now just imagine what your great grandma is thinking

Verse 2

Luke

I don’t know, I don’t know

I don’t got the macheese-mo

And I could even get a disease yo

Why can’t she keep her clothes on for money?

A lot of people keep their clothes on for money. Yeah

Tommy

This situation I could handle but you ain’t much of a man yo

Just break up so I can be with her

Seriously, I want to put it in her.

Bridge 2

A word of caution for the ladies in the house don’t be strippers

Cause you’ll end up dating Tommy

And no one wants to date Tommy

Chorus

Bridge

Broke up with stripper girl last night

Now I’m in the club it’s Wednesday night

I’m not looking for a girl that’s horny

Atleast that’s what nana told me

Then I saw a girl that caught my eye

And then to my surprise

She came to me, and said to me

“I’ll make you pancakes in the morning”

but that’s another story

Outro

You look like a stripper

Means you could be my girlfriend

Just as long as you’re not a real stripper baby

What you do for a living?

All the girlfriends

Don’t be stripping

Cause you gave my grandma a heart attack

And now she’s dead and she’s never really coming back 

Pancakes

Verse

Girl, You were looking so fine

That the thought never really crossed my mind

You’d be into me, then you came to me, then you said to me

“Let me take you home tonight”

“I’ll make you pancakes in the morning”

I said “ Shhhh, you had me at pancakes baby”

Pre-chorus

We left the club

We did our thing

When it was done I couldn’t sleep

I thought about

What morning brings

I didn’t know it would be disappointing

Chorus

Oh, these P’cakes

Taste like waffles

What you trying to play

What you trying to play

You promised me P’cakes

But gave me waffles

Flat circular waffles

And that’s not okay

Verse 2

Well you ruined the most important meal of the day

And you didn’t give me Ojay

I had to suffer through the rough sex

To get breakfast

I didn’t get that

I just got this

Girl I don’t want to sound sexist

I think its outrageous you screwed up breakfast

I didn’t think a woman could screw up flapjacks

That sounded really sexist, baby

Pre-chorus 2

You lied to me

You did me wrong

I wanted breakfast for so long

I should have said no

To you last night

No means no, let go my ego

Bridge 1

Well they’re not from Belgium

And there’s no holes in them

I don’t know how you did it

I don’t want to know

X2

I just want to dance

Bridge 2

Now I hop

Now you Hop

X3

Now we hop

Serious Cred

Words by Luke Gonnella and Tommy Quinn

Verse 1

Went to the liquor store with the intent to rob it

I was next in line super-soaker in my pocket

Went up to the counter and said “Hey Larry”

Pulled out my gun, but super-soakers ain’t scary

He laughed and called the Poe Poe

In my mind I’m thinking No a No No.

Put the phone down man I ain’t no chump

I pulled the trigger, but I forgot to pump

Chorus

The only problem with street cred

Is doing things to get it people wind up dead

Like playing with guns or shooting people for fun

I shoot people for fun

Verse 2

Every other day I’m defending my turf

Scaring peeps away with my gun filled with nerf

Then you ask me where my allegiance lies

I said to you “you better cover your eyes”

Cause when I shoot you it could cause minor damage

That’s why it says six and up on the package

You got scared and you tried to run away

I said hey punk man you just made my day

I cocked, I shot, the dart was flying true

If it wasn’t so windy it would of hit you

You’ll never forget who you messed with that day

Cause I got serious cred and they don’t give that away

Chorus

 Bridge

Today I took the bus

That’s some serious cred

I bought a tall tee

That’s some serious cred

It’s like a short dress

That some serious cred

My momma’s proud of me

Break Down

Put your guns up now bring them back

You’re a loser

I couldn’t get a loan at the street credit union

What with my friends think at the 10 year reunion?

You’re a loser.

I couldn’t pay the balance on my street credit card

Having serious cred is really hard

You’re a loser