Girlfriend is a Stripper (Feat Tommy Quinn)

Words by Luke Gonnella and Tommy Quinn

Verse1

Luke:  Well surely you can’t be serious

Tommy: I am and don’t call my Sherly, I just slipped a dollar bill into her G-String

Together: I’m not sure why I’m telling you these things

Luke: Well, oh no, oh no, I can’t take it no more

Tommy: Never seen a lawyer paid in dollar bills before

Luke: She told me on the side she ran vending machines

Tommy: She was making all her money by being obscene

Pre-Chorus

A word of caution to fellas in the house

Don’t date strippers

Cause they’ll rip your heart out

Be sure what she does, what she does from 9 to 5

Chorus

Luke: My girlfriend is a stripper

Tommy: You see what she does on that pole, now just imagine what she does at home

Luke: My girlfriend is a stripper

Tommy: You see what she does on that pole, now just imagine what she does with everybody on the dance floor

Luke: My girlfriend is a stripper

Tommy: You see what she does on that pole, now imagine what she did with your bro’s that weekend

Luke: My girlfriend is a stripper

Tommy: You see what she does on that pole,  now just imagine what your great grandma is thinking

Verse 2

Luke

I don’t know, I don’t know

I don’t got the macheese-mo

And I could even get a disease yo

Why can’t she keep her clothes on for money?

A lot of people keep their clothes on for money. Yeah

Tommy

This situation I could handle but you ain’t much of a man yo

Just break up so I can be with her

Seriously, I want to put it in her.

Bridge 2

A word of caution for the ladies in the house don’t be strippers

Cause you’ll end up dating Tommy

And no one wants to date Tommy

Chorus

Bridge

Broke up with stripper girl last night

Now I’m in the club it’s Wednesday night

I’m not looking for a girl that’s horny

Atleast that’s what nana told me

Then I saw a girl that caught my eye

And then to my surprise

She came to me, and said to me

“I’ll make you pancakes in the morning”

but that’s another story

Outro

You look like a stripper

Means you could be my girlfriend

Just as long as you’re not a real stripper baby

What you do for a living?

All the girlfriends

Don’t be stripping

Cause you gave my grandma a heart attack

And now she’s dead and she’s never really coming back