Serious Cred

Words by Luke Gonnella and Tommy Quinn

Verse 1

Went to the liquor store with the intent to rob it

I was next in line super-soaker in my pocket

Went up to the counter and said “Hey Larry”

Pulled out my gun, but super-soakers ain’t scary

He laughed and called the Poe Poe

In my mind I’m thinking No a No No.

Put the phone down man I ain’t no chump

I pulled the trigger, but I forgot to pump

Chorus

The only problem with street cred

Is doing things to get it people wind up dead

Like playing with guns or shooting people for fun

I shoot people for fun

Verse 2

Every other day I’m defending my turf

Scaring peeps away with my gun filled with nerf

Then you ask me where my allegiance lies

I said to you “you better cover your eyes”

Cause when I shoot you it could cause minor damage

That’s why it says six and up on the package

You got scared and you tried to run away

I said hey punk man you just made my day

I cocked, I shot, the dart was flying true

If it wasn’t so windy it would of hit you

You’ll never forget who you messed with that day

Cause I got serious cred and they don’t give that away

Chorus

 Bridge

Today I took the bus

That’s some serious cred

I bought a tall tee

That’s some serious cred

It’s like a short dress

That some serious cred

My momma’s proud of me

Break Down

Put your guns up now bring them back

You’re a loser

I couldn’t get a loan at the street credit union

What with my friends think at the 10 year reunion?

You’re a loser.

I couldn’t pay the balance on my street credit card

Having serious cred is really hard

You’re a loser