Couples Therapy (Feat Ali Fisch)

Verse 1

Woman

I know you didn’t cheat on me

But I know you cheated at monopoly

Where did you get those pink fifties?

You did not pass go, we need theropy

Man

I’m with her for her looks

But not the ones she gave me

When we’re playing, we’re playing Pictionary

I don’t know what that is, girl I have no clue

Don’t scowl at me, draw something new.

Chorus

You battleship, well it sunk our relationship

Can we just get this over with, so we can finish our game of risk

There’s just some games couples cannot play

If they want to continue to get laid

And not pay for hotel stays

On Boardwalk or Park Place

Verse 2

Woman

Here come the water works, we’re loosing electricity

Don’t question me, It’s in the dictionary

Scrabble is a killer, it makes old wounds sore,

We grow more a part every triple word score.

Man

You’re “pursuit” of resolution is oh so “trivial”

Cause all I need is wet warm cylindrical

I don’t need all this talking and sharing

(Woman) How can you say that did you just stop caring?

Bridge

Im sorry

I beat you constantly

But not the kind that brings “Trouble” from the police

You know this its just standard “Operation”

As long as I win I’m okay with masturbation

I’d hit you with a candlestick

If I thought I could get away with it.

Cause you don’t have a clue

That I’ve been cheating on you

You know that it’s true

With one of your friends, lets play guess who

Does he wear a funny hat?

Yes

Does he have a mustache?

Yes

Are his eyes dark blue?

Yes

You're sleeping with frank arn’t you?

Yes

Chorus x4

(Under the 3^rd and 4^th Chorus)

There’s just some

games we play

and pay

for everyday